He was a meth addict who broke into a lab trying to get a fix. Super Heroes Superman shirt What he got instead was a “super-soldier serum” that gives him incomprehensible godlike powers. They use a lot of weird metaphors and comparisons to describe his power and none of them actually make any sense. First it was that he had the power of 10 million exploding stars. Then it was that, somehow, his cells existed in a super positional state a fraction of a second in the future and that gave him all of his abilities because of reasons. Are you getting the idea? You could chop his power set into 3 different characters and each one would still be stronger than superman. And if that wasn’t enough, these are EXPLICITLY NOT ALL HIS POWERS.
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